Jazzpunk - The Russian

The First Strike(The Start)

I wanted jazz punk ever since I saw pewdiepuke play it so I asked my mom but then she said no we need the money to buy useless junk that we dont need. And so I went off with a seriously mad so mad that it would blow up a planet in one look. So I went back to google to find something and I did it was on the pooratbay.(insert some random url spot in china here) and it looked real but the seeds were low so it took 106 seconds to work(that is 1:44 in the real world).

The Second Strike

Then I open'd it and I was in a airport but in first person then when I went to the scanner for guns and stuff there was hyper real blood and bones in it. Then i pooped my pants then I spawned in a office. So I went down the doors and guess what there was a door ready for me and in pewdiepuke's play through you had to wait so it was strange. but I went into there and there was a evil fart noise when I sat it was so loud I jumped out of my seat. So then I went into a misson and there was a stairwell that I went up and then I pushed a guy over and then hyper real blood poured from the top and he said Hi and I jumped out of my seat. So I went into a ally way to find a secret and I found a guy with no face and he had hyper real piss and blood. So then I went into the building and hyper real blood poured from the doors and then the woman said I am afraid you dont have a death appoinment. And then the screen went hyper realistic black and then it said dont pirate so then I ran out of the room.

The Third Strike

Then I ran and pissed my self then I went to school the next day and my dog was the driver but he had no face and all the people on the bus had no face so I pissed my self then woke up and s*it my self.